$1,000 Contribution
Contribute $1,000 and I’ll send you early downloads of the album before release day, your name on the release page, a download of the album art to stare at longingly while the album is being produced—and I’ll call you at a random time and sing you a song of my choosing for 30 seconds before hanging up abruptly. With thanks for your generosity, I’ll also compose a short poem (4-12 lines) in your honor—but it will be 2x as good as the $500-tier poetry.
(I reserve the right for the poetry to still be fairly bad)
Contribute $1,000 and I’ll send you early downloads of the album before release day, your name on the release page, a download of the album art to stare at longingly while the album is being produced—and I’ll call you at a random time and sing you a song of my choosing for 30 seconds before hanging up abruptly. With thanks for your generosity, I’ll also compose a short poem (4-12 lines) in your honor—but it will be 2x as good as the $500-tier poetry.
(I reserve the right for the poetry to still be fairly bad)
Contribute $1,000 and I’ll send you early downloads of the album before release day, your name on the release page, a download of the album art to stare at longingly while the album is being produced—and I’ll call you at a random time and sing you a song of my choosing for 30 seconds before hanging up abruptly. With thanks for your generosity, I’ll also compose a short poem (4-12 lines) in your honor—but it will be 2x as good as the $500-tier poetry.
(I reserve the right for the poetry to still be fairly bad)